Hello stop

Hello stop This is my new mind-boggling post stop So mind boggling that even I am ALREASY lost stop A thought that recently entered my mind and stuck there like a pesky drop of honey was that Tim is so obsessed with shock fingers stop So obsessed that he does it to all members of 8-smell and he is very addicted to it stop He cannot stop stop i urge you, my friends to stop this being from getting his way by way of sheer brute force stop Make him stop stop

Copyright 2005 stop All rights reserved stop Would you please stop Tim alreasy stop I urge you, join me stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop

Greetings *full stop*

Hello *comma* *quotation mark* fiends *quotation mark* *bracket* I meant to leave out the *quotation mark* r *quotation mark* in the word *quotation mark* friends *quotation mark* if you didn*apostrophe*t realise *bracket* *full stop* No doubt this post is already fully mind *hyphen* boggling you *comma* for I am *comma* as you can see *comma* writing with my punctuation shown as words with asterisks surrounding them *comma* to show it *full stop* Of course *comma* your shrivelled *comma* insignificant minds cannot comprehend the evilness of this writing style *comma* for your minds are extremely shrivelled and insignificant *full stop* But what you do not realise is that I *comma* the leader of the world *comma* is testing you at this very moment *full stop* I am testing to see whether you are worthy of being one of my minions or not *comma* but of course *comma* your minds are shrivelled and insignificant so there is no point testing you *full stop* Of course *comma* by now you are probably getting used to this profanity *comma* so I shall write with a hyphen in between all my letters and write *quotation mark* *asterisk* space *asterisk* *quotation mark* for every space I make *comma* so everything will be one word *full stop* Prepare to be mind *hyphen* boggled *full stop* H*hyphen*e*hyphen*l*hyphen*l*hyphen*o*full stop* However *comma* because it is so mind *hyphen* boggling now *comma* I shall stop *full stop* Now *comma* because I should not waste my time on you shrivelled insignificant beings *comma* I will leave *full stop* Goodbye *comma* fiends *full stop*

Copyright 2004 *full stop* All rights reserved *full stop* Join me *full stop* And yes *comma* as you have noticed I am still using this form of writing *comma* which has completely mind *hyphen* boggled you *full stop* Goodbye *comma* my fiends *full stop*

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poo.

Copyright 2005. All rights reserved. Poo.

Greetings Again

Hello, fellow minions, men, women, and its (Eternal Sh'a'nanigan and Eternal Vendetta and HTL for all those who know him). I have a new title that you may all refer to me by. For I am the Ruler of All That Was, All That Is, and All That There Ever Will Be. Goodbye, minions. End Communication.

Copyright 2005. The title: 'Ruler of All That Was, All That Is, and All That There Ever Will Be' is strictly copyrighted for Darth Gaylord. All who copy it will suffer immense pain/eternal destruction. All rights reserved. Join me. NOW!. Oh, wait. Hahahahaha. You've already joined me, or I have MADE you join me.

Greetings From Formosa

As you have recently discovered, I am in Taiwan, or, as many of you may put it, Formosa. I have seen many horrible things, like how the Japanese used to chop off people's heads when they ruled Taiwan, plus my cousin Shang Shang's flab. None of this disgusts me except my cousin's flab. *shudder*. Everyone is watching my fiendish fingers fly across the keyboard. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See how eivl I am?! I will rule the world! Everyone is crowding around me. Oh no. Now I must kill them all or they will discover and reveal my plots, shenanigans, inuendos and vendettas. I must go. DAMMIT! I just got the blood of Shang Shang on my new evil-looking suit.

I must go now. I'm currently fighting off an army of Taiwanese with one hand. I have not been hit yet, and no one has even gotten close to killing or hitting me. Goodbye, my followers.

Copyright 2005. I am not a murderer, but a defender. Join me, my followers. But you have alreasy joined me, my followers. All rights reserved. F*** the Eternal Sh'a'nanigan

My Taiwan Plot

I am currently in Taiwan with some acquaintances, and I am executing the next stage of my master plan to take over the world. Please bear with me until I return to save all your lives or to kill you. A thought that was recently introduced to me was that a certain acquaintance, namely a certain Shang Shang, is a very strange person.

He is currently attacking me.

Copyright 2004. I have murdered this Shang Shang and I will now come to murder you. All rights reserved. Join me.

Hello

Hello. I say this to the Eternal Sh'a'nanigan.

Va te faire foutre.

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The Eternal Sh'a'nanigan's Fatal Mistake Part Two

Of course, insignificant beings, as I am the evil overlord, I was right. The Sh'a'nanigan said he was referring to himself. But when does he ever call himself the Dark Lord? i myself am the Dark Lord through simple common sense and knowledge. Look at my name.

My name, as you all know, is DARTH Gaylord. As you all know, DARTHs, as in Star Wars etc. are evil. And then, their professional title is LORD whatever. But their personalities and their characters and their jobs are evil, so they are called DARK LORDS, because they aren't posh owners of large manor houses who name themselves LORD because it sounds good. So if my title is DARTH Gaylord, then it can be safely, correctly, and skillfully concluded that I am THE Dark Lord Gaylord.

Thanks you for your time, my loyal followers. And may the Monkeyz be with you.

Copyright 2004. This evidence should NOT be regarded as CONFIDENTIAL. I urge you to pass it on. So you see I am the true Dark Lord. The Monkeyz is my source of power. It binds the galaxy apart and disconnects being from being. All rights reserved. Casse-toi.